the-unaccepted-pylades: I tag: No one ehehehehehe~ Now I’m going to hell, yeah?


I’m no one. Thanks for tagging me XDDDD

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Tagged by: ….kind of….by the-unaccepted-pylades

Name: Anke

Gender: female

Sexuality: Benedict Cumberbatch!!!

Height: ~167 cm

Time Zone: GMT+1

What time is it there: half past midnight

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 4-5 hours, weekend 10 hours

The last thing I googled: rickrolled

Most used phrases: Mein Ehemann! Benedict! what the fucking fuck? Fuck! Shit! Sherlock. OI!!! Shitty shit! Määääää~! Paaaaaa~aaaps???(if Im scrounge something from him)

What I last said to a family member: Yeah, my husband sadly isnt there for me to nurse me back to health. So your food must work, mommy :3 Bye! (and than I say husband [saying it all the time] I mean Benedict Cumberbatch]

One place that makes me happy and why: my computer with igooorrr on my sofa in the backround ♥  Because!!

How many blankets I sleep under: 2

Favourite beverage: Coca Cola

The last movie I watched in the cinema: can’t remember really. I’m watching every day 2-5 movies while I’m on my computer too. I’m too confused, what Ive watched in cinema and what at home.

Three things I can’t live without: computers, my family + my igooorrrr (she is my absolutly soulmate) and DVDs. I’m totally addicted @.@

Something I plan on learning: the violin and acting (sure, its impro theatre, not acting classes. But find something like acting in my town!!)

A piece of advice for all my followers: Don’t feed the fucking gulls !! They will follow you! And laughing at you! And you will be no longer save…forever!! *chase one of them away from my ledge at fucking half past bloody midnight, this damn bitch!!!*

I tag: all of you, if you are even reading this!


This is getting ridiculous…

oh my god


This is getting ridiculous…

oh my god

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#ring ring ring ring ring bananaphone #ding dong ding dong bananaaaphooone


if we have a flashback to john’s army days and martin is in uniform you’ll have to carry my ass to the nearest hospital immediately i will not survive that 

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because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

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Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.

THIS is the shit that bothers me with tumblr


I’m just going to leave this here.

I am chilean and whenever someone from another country tells me they love our culture and like to celebrate fiestas patrias and eat choripan and anticuchos and do it in their home country while wearing a huaso/huasa outfit I get so fucking happy. Not offended. People take interest in other people’s culture and it’s an honor. So seriously, shut the hell up about your cultural appropriation unless it’s something truly hurtful.

everytime I hear people to learn german or celebrate german feast (and the best if it is not only bavarian/ oktoberfest, but others too) and wants to wear german Tracht (traditional clothes) and especially if they want to wear Tracht from all the different states we have (the bavarian Dirndl and Lederhose are not the tracht for all germans, only for 1 of 16 states, and each state has different trachten too), I get so fucking happy.  Or if they are eating german food. Or makes own recipes out of a german recipe. Or or or!

 If I see somebody wearing a tracht and/or to put oneself to some bother to search for the actual differences, I’m applauding! In full chear and happiness. I’m not getting offend!

I’m happy, that someone’s finding my culture interesting !!! 

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Always reblog.

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most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

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I don’t know what I’m doing with my life.

Click on the panels for translations.

More Avengers Comics

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With text [x]


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